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Rock Star Set to Debate Struggling Inner City Child

March 28, 2012

ScoopGods.com – The rock community and their many fans are excited about Ticketmaster’s announcement of a new show, Life’s Hard Rock. The production is a competitive debate to be held between rock god Trent Reznor and various inner-city children across the country. The topic: Who’s life has more struggles? Reznor, the founder of the mega-band Nine Inch Nails, enthusiastically agreed to take part in the tour when asked by organizers last year. “I need to help the public realize that rock stars have it tough,” screamed Reznor into the microphone. “Our lives have struggles which are far more difficult to...

In a Quest to Grow a Shredded Cheese Beard – Man Buys Kraft Stock

October 14, 2011

By Chico Jameson

In a Quest to Grow a Shredded Cheese Beard – Man Buys Kraft Stock

ScoopGods.com – Terry Jomorgan loves it when he is bearded. He knows, just as the chatty gentlemen sipping cappuccino’s on the corner café do, that facial hair provides a plume of studly-ness. Most men will try at least once in their life to grow this curly, coarse facial staredo. Yes, staredo. My word for facial hair which invites the ogling of young perky nubiles and the gyrating stare of established men buffing their Bentley’s....

A Focused Study of Sombrero Repair Skills

October 12, 2011

By Oggy Herman

ScoopGods.com – Maisy Mason was a helping sort of person. She has lived at 5th and Randolph for much of her life, and it’s been quite a long life. Maisy’s a handsome old woman for an eighty one year old. During her many years of life she’s been able to accumulate many talents, more so that the usual person of her advanced age, and now that she’s in her golden years she never passes...

Alcoholic Beverage Names Push The Extreme

October 10, 2011

By Chico Jameson

Alcoholic Beverage Names Push The Extreme

ScoopGods.com – When Adler Fels Winery put out a Cabernet wine with the name Big Ass Cab, they knew the edgy tag was going to rock the industry. In fact, using labels that have shock value has been fairly common as a number of breweries and wineries have gone radical when it comes to naming their newest products. The move has worked for most and profits are up as twenty-something customers are looking for...

Urban Explorers and the Man in the White Suit

October 7, 2011

By Sal Paradise

Urban Explorers and the Man in the White Suit

When it comes to safety there are two kinds of people. Those who remain busking their way through the workforce. Treating it as their savior with hopes of saving up enough to retire before their erectile dysfunction gets redefined. Savagely arm-chair quarterbacking domestic affairs with obtuse tongues and sludge-infested intestines. Beyond this realm is where the odd balls, misfits, and seekers rain. Doing their best to expand their minds and environment. Taking chances that...

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