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In a Quest to Grow a Shredded Cheese Beard – Man Buys Kraft Stock

October 14, 2011
By Chico Jameson
In a Quest to Grow a Shredded Cheese Beard – Man Buys Kraft Stock

ScoopGods.com – Terry Jomorgan loves it when he is bearded.  He knows, just as the chatty gentlemen sipping cappuccino’s on the corner café do, that facial hair provides a plume of studly-ness. Most men will try at least once in their life to grow this curly, coarse facial staredo. Yes, staredo. My word for facial hair which invites the ogling of young perky nubiles and the gyrating stare of established men buffing their Bentley’s. But most will end up with a face that looks as if they were eating a bowl of honey with no spoon and just as...

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A Focused Study of Sombrero Repair Skills

October 12, 2011
By Oggy Herman
Malt Liquor

ScoopGods.com – Maisy Mason was a helping sort of person.  She has lived at 5th and Randolph for much of her life, and it’s been quite a long life.  Maisy’s a handsome old woman for an eighty one year old.  During her many years of life she’s been able to accumulate many talents, more so that the usual person of her advanced age, and now that she’s in her golden years she never passes...

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Alcoholic Beverage Names Push The Extreme

October 10, 2011
By Chico Jameson
Alcoholic Beverage Names Push The Extreme

ScoopGods.com – When Adler Fels Winery put out a Cabernet wine with the name Big Ass Cab, they knew the edgy tag was going to rock the industry.  In fact, using labels that have shock value has been fairly common as a number of breweries and wineries have gone radical when it comes to naming their newest products. The move has worked for most and profits are up as twenty-something customers are looking for...

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Urban Explorers and the Man in the White Suit

October 7, 2011
By Sal Paradise
Urban Explorers and the Man in the White Suit

When it comes to safety there are two kinds of people. Those who remain busking their way through the workforce. Treating it as their savior with hopes of saving up enough to retire before their erectile dysfunction gets redefined. Savagely arm-chair quarterbacking domestic affairs with obtuse tongues and sludge-infested intestines. Beyond this realm is where the odd balls, misfits, and seekers rain. Doing their best to expand their minds and environment. Taking chances that...

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My Brush With Mr. Steve Jobs

October 6, 2011
By Chico Jameson
My Brush With Mr. Steve Jobs

ScoopGods.com – I first met Steve Jobs when he opened his closet door in his Palo Alto home to find me standing there, pant-less, and wearing one of his many turtlenecks.  I was immensely embarrassed but felt like a worshiped female goddess wearing the quintessential boyfriend’s shirt after a night of romantic, tear-flowing sex. And I’m a guy! Steve wasn’t so delighted and was actually pretty frightened. I took a quick fist right to the nose and I...

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