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Spontaneous Threesome Evokes Memories

October 22, 2010
By Oggy Herman
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ScoopGods.com – Waiting for prescription isn’t usually a place to pick someone up, but it doesn’t mean that there isn’t potential for lightening to strike.  That’s what happened on a calm Monday afternoon when Chuck Schmertz was sitting on a bench while his Wellbutrin was being drawn up.  As he sat calmly, listening to the Muzak playing over the speakers, something amazing happened and made his day a little better. The members of the threesome at Doug’s Pharmacy”I usually like sitting here waiting for my drugs,” said Schmertz, “It’s even better when I pick up two babes that are...

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Office Workers Execute Plan to Fatten Female Co-Worker

March 17, 2010
By Oggy Herman
Office Workers Execute Plan to Fatten Female Co-Worker

ScoopGods.com – Mindy Lomeier started work last fall as an average shaped woman.  She got along well with her coworkers and joined in on the usual office occasions for cake.  As this went on, her nearest office mates began to notice plump little muffin tops creeping out over her jeans a bit on casual Fridays. That’s when Derek Stewert had the idea. “We just decided to keep our area loaded up with good stuff to eat.  Someone always brought in the morning donuts and we tried to keep things available, within hand reach, during the afternoon,” said Stewert. Derek and his...

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Sani Flush Discontinuation Outrages Consumers

December 6, 2009
By Oggy Herman
Sani Flush Discontinuation Outrages Consumers

ScoopGods.com – The popular toilet cleaner Sani Flush has been discontinued by the manufacturer due to negative effects its chemicals have on the environment.  Many consumers have relied on this heavy duty bowl cleaner over the years to remove calcium and other hard-to-remove deposits.  The collective dismay over this horrible development, along with extreme worry over how to replace it, was heard across the nation. “I used it every Monday morning,” said Mildred Plow as she was eating desert at a favorite breakfast establishment, “That’s when the toilet got clean and ready for the week ahead.  Without it I’m...

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