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Urban Explorers and the Man in the White Suit

October 7, 2011
By Sal Paradise
Urban Explorers and the Man in the White Suit

When it comes to safety there are two kinds of people. Those who remain busking their way through the workforce. Treating it as their savior with hopes of saving up enough to retire before their erectile dysfunction gets redefined. Savagely arm-chair quarterbacking domestic affairs with obtuse tongues and sludge-infested intestines. Beyond this realm is where the odd balls, misfits, and seekers rain. Doing their best to expand their minds and environment. Taking chances that your average housewife would not dare. These saints of the underworld are called Urban Explorers. Let me introduce you to these unique cybernauts. [Note: These...

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Six Beer Snobs, One Werewolf, and a Little Spooning

September 28, 2011
By Sal Paradise
Six Beer Snobs, One Werewolf, and a Little Spooning

Scoopgods.com - Joe’s Soggy Beaver Saloon is no place for casual drunkards at four p.m. on a Tuesday. A group of six sporty gentleman sit in a round dimly lit back corner table. The natural light pouring in from the window above gives the scene a hi-eight smut film feel. But there is nothing illegal going on here. These are serious beer snobs at work here with the words to back it up. Together, on mission to define their beer not as a wine taster but as men. Ben Miller appears to be the leader of this gang. At least,...

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