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Relationship Comes to a Screeching Halt When Wife Folds Chase Utley Jersey and Places it in the Drawer

September 27, 2011

ScoopGods.com - Neighbors were not quite sure what happened that Tuesday night when screaming erupted from the Dijakar residence, so our reporters went in to find out. What we saw would make you send your heart out to the poor special needs person that must live in this house, and then make you want to leave because of the abrasive yelling and hysterical crying. There, in the open drawer of the couple’s bedroom, a Chase Utley Jersey was folded neatly among various work-out shirts. Our first observation was that whoever had done this can fold very well for a...

Woman Saves World, One Public Restroom Stall at a Time

September 23, 2011

By Simone Moonpi

Woman Saves World, One Public Restroom Stall at a Time

ScoopGods.com – Liz Waverly may seem like your run-of-the-mill housewife from Tuscaloosa, Alabama, and for the most part, she is. However, recently Liz has been leaving her tracks all over and simultaneously reducing the carbon footprint. Some people would call what Liz does “littering,” but she can passionately explain why she is not trashing up the bathroom, and why she is, in fact, saving the environment. No matter if Liz finds herself in a small diner or spacious and florescent lit Walmart bathroom, she knows one thing: those toilet seats are dirty. Liz explained to our reporters what she...

Young Entrepreneur Opens Soup Kitchen In Disheveled Closet

September 22, 2011

By Simone Moonpi

Young Entrepreneur Opens Soup Kitchen In Disheveled Closet

ScoopGods.com – Thomas, fourteen, is turning heads lately with his modernization of what he refers to as “archaic” soup kitchen practices. From the messy closet in his parent’s bedroom, which Thomas reports may be a reflection of his parent’s overall incompetence, he distributes soup to the homeless. Thanks to advances in technology, Thomas is able to herd dozens of “crusty veterans” in from the hard streets of his neighborhood. His home is five blocks away from a homeless shelter and two blocks away from Staples and a mere six blocks away from the coolest playground in town. Maybe...

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Relationship Comes to a Screeching Halt When Wife Folds Chase Utley Jersey and Places it in the Drawer

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