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Alcoholic Beverage Names Push The Extreme

October 10, 2011

ScoopGods.com – When Adler Fels Winery put out a Cabernet wine with the name Big Ass Cab, they knew the edgy tag was going to rock the industry. In fact, using labels that have shock value has been fairly common as a number of breweries and wineries have gone radical when it comes to naming their newest products. The move has worked for most and profits are up as twenty-something customers are looking for products that provide a bit of attention when they show up at a party or are chumming with friends at the local watering hole. Things are...

My Brush With Mr. Steve Jobs

October 6, 2011

By Chico Jameson

ScoopGods.com – I first met Steve Jobs when he opened his closet door in his Palo Alto home to find me standing there, pant-less, and wearing one of his many turtlenecks. I was immensely embarrassed but felt like a worshiped female goddess wearing the quintessential boyfriend’s shirt after a night of romantic, tear-flowing sex. And I’m a guy! Steve wasn’t so delighted and was actually pretty frightened. I took a quick fist right to the nose and I saw nothing but blackness. The geek knocked me out. When I came around, I was seated in a surprisingly ergonomic chair with my arms and legs free...

Netflix Splits Again, As Does Qwikster.

September 21, 2011

By Chico Jameson

ScoopGods.com – Netflix CEO, Reed Hastings, may be the cause for igniting a corporate pandemic. News surfaced that both his newly spun-off Qwikster and the original Netflix have already split into two new corporations each, creating a total of four entities, when just days ago, there was just Netflix. The four new companies are now Netflix, Qwikster, Scaryboo and Longypie. The most recent move was hi-lighted in two rambling blog posts on the Netflix and Qwikster sites, one by Hastings, the other by a newly minted clone of himself, Reed Hastings 2. The two new sites will each specialize in...

Bill Cosby Invents Talking Bacon

September 20, 2011

By Chico Jameson

ScoopGods.com – Comedy legend, Bill Cosby, has surfaced after a few months off the comedy radar. Apparently, the worshiped entertainer has been working on a cutting-edge biogenetic project created to entertain breakfast eaters. In a startling promotional event, Mr. Cosby, used a friendly C4 charge to burst through a Wisconsin Perkins rooftop and descend on unsuspecting patrons as they munched on their morning meals. “I present to my fans and breakfast lovers around the globe, Talking Bacon!” screamed Cosby as he twirled around with two large plates of face pancakes with bacon positioned as lips, each singing a little jingle in...

Evil Capitalism: Software Company Hires Team of “Retarded” People for Customer Service Center

September 18, 2011

By Chico Jameson

Evil Capitalism: Software Company Hires Team of “Retarded” People for Customer Service Center

ScoopGods.com – The business world was shocked last week when when ScanScan Retail Software Solutions, Inc. (SSRS) announced in a company press release that they hard hired “retarded” people to run their customer service department. When the company laid off their team of customer service people back on late May, industry insiders speculated that the company planned to merely outsource the department to an overseas provider. After all, the retail climate has been very cold since 2008 and it isn’t uncommon for a company to find ways to cut costs and improve the bottom line. But the industry was shocked when...

Subway Directs Jared to Seek UFC Title

September 16, 2011

By Chico Jameson

Scoopgods.com – With pure, unadulterated you’re my bitch direction, Subway has instructed Jared to begin training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship and a bout with current reigning champion of the featherweight division, Jose Aldo. The company plans to follow the training regimen and hi-light Jared’s progress in a world-wide marketing blitz. Jared, who’s current weight is 190 lbs, must lose at least 45 pounds to become eligible for the featherweight division. A feat that many believe is impossible as Jared is 6 foot, 2 inches tall and currently at an optimal weight. “He’ll look like a flag pole,” stated Jared’s...

We Posted Our First YouTube Video

September 10, 2011

By Chico Jameson

Many have wondered what we were thinking by deciding to start a news parody site. We just want to ask you, do you think just like Hitler does?

Google Announces Google Subs

September 7, 2011

By Chico Jameson

ScoopGods.com – The mighty search giant must be hungry because it is going to dabble in a food-based business venture. Today, the company announced Google Subs, a service which will provide a perfectly-crafted sub to your computer location within 45 minutes of searching for it via the company’s search portal at http://google.com. Google Sub will be available if a Google sub station exists within 10 miles of your computer location. Google has already started installing the all-robotic sub stations throughout major metropolitan areas such as San Francisco, Chicago, New York, Miami and also in Hampton, Iowa, the base of...

IT Professional Uses the Grill for Support

August 31, 2011

By Oggy Herman

IT Professional Uses the Grill for Support

ScoopGods.com – On a regular Tuesday Mark Bouman gets to his desk around 8:45am and starts up his portable grill. Once the surface of the grill is hot enough to make droplets of water dance across the surface, he throws on some half pound hamburger patties then gets to work. Bouman is an IT professional who is very knowledgeable in all areas of of his company’s computer network, but also can create one of the best burgers in the area. “I go see Mark a lot for his computer advice,” said Gladys Wetherby, “adding the burger component was pure...

Sony Reveals New Alarm Clocks With Special Air Traffic Controller Wake-Up Buzzer

April 14, 2011

By Chico Jameson

Sony Reveals New Alarm Clocks With Special Air Traffic Controller Wake-Up Buzzer

ScoopGods.com – In an effort to improve air traffic safety, Sony unveiled a new alarm clock aimed at the sleepy air traffic controller profession. The new JET3000 Alarm Clock comes standard with an ear-bursting buzzer that resembles the sound of a jet engine. The clock also sports a robotic arm which is capable of slapping or tickling a sleeping air traffic controller. “If this alarm clock was any louder, blood would be gushing out of Sir Sleepy’s ears, ” proudly declared Sony CEO, Howard Stringer. “We’re proud of this clock and we’re proud to be at the front...

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Alcoholic Beverage Names Push The Extreme

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Netflix Splits Again, As Does Qwikster.

Bill Cosby Invents Talking Bacon

Evil Capitalism: Software Company Hires Team of “Retarded” People for Customer Service Center

Subway Directs Jared to Seek UFC Title

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