Life

A Focused Study of Sombrero Repair Skills

October 12, 2011

ScoopGods.com – Maisy Mason was a helping sort of person. She has lived at 5th and Randolph for much of her life, and it’s been quite a long life. Maisy’s a handsome old woman for an eighty one year old. During her many years of life she’s been able to accumulate many talents, more so that the usual person of her advanced age, and now that she’s in her golden years she never passes up an opportunity to put them to good use. On this afternoon she was out sunbathing in her front yard when a sad looking mariachi...

Urban Explorers and the Man in the White Suit

October 7, 2011

By Sal Paradise

Urban Explorers and the Man in the White Suit

When it comes to safety there are two kinds of people. Those who remain busking their way through the workforce. Treating it as their savior with hopes of saving up enough to retire before their erectile dysfunction gets redefined. Savagely arm-chair quarterbacking domestic affairs with obtuse tongues and sludge-infested intestines. Beyond this realm is where the odd balls, misfits, and seekers rain. Doing their best to expand their minds and environment. Taking chances that your average housewife would not dare. These saints of the underworld are called Urban Explorers. Let me introduce you to these unique cybernauts. [Note: These...

My Brush With Mr. Steve Jobs

October 6, 2011

By Chico Jameson

ScoopGods.com – I first met Steve Jobs when he opened his closet door in his Palo Alto home to find me standing there, pant-less, and wearing one of his many turtlenecks. I was immensely embarrassed but felt like a worshiped female goddess wearing the quintessential boyfriend’s shirt after a night of romantic, tear-flowing sex. And I’m a guy! Steve wasn’t so delighted and was actually pretty frightened. I took a quick fist right to the nose and I saw nothing but blackness. The geek knocked me out. When I came around, I was seated in a surprisingly ergonomic chair with my arms and legs free...

The Gods are at War! Does Anyone Care?

September 29, 2011

By Oggy Herman

ScoopGods.com – How could he know that war is at hand? The young boy sits with his bowl of cereal and calmly goes about his breakfast, unaware of the coming events. His spoon moves about hungrily as he gazes into the sugary mound with innocent eyes. The cereal is comforting and reliable. It sets his mood as ease and give him energy, lots of energy, in order to start his day explosively. Does he know that war is coming? Does he even care? The petty princess outside his window watches him as he takes bite after bite. She stands...

Six Beer Snobs, One Werewolf, and a Little Spooning

September 28, 2011

By Sal Paradise

Six Beer Snobs, One Werewolf, and a Little Spooning

Scoopgods.com - Joe’s Soggy Beaver Saloon is no place for casual drunkards at four p.m. on a Tuesday. A group of six sporty gentleman sit in a round dimly lit back corner table. The natural light pouring in from the window above gives the scene a hi-eight smut film feel. But there is nothing illegal going on here. These are serious beer snobs at work here with the words to back it up. Together, on mission to define their beer not as a wine taster but as men. Ben Miller appears to be the leader of this gang. At least,...

Relationship Comes to a Screeching Halt When Wife Folds Chase Utley Jersey and Places it in the Drawer

September 27, 2011

By Simone Moonpi

Relationship Comes to a Screeching Halt When Wife Folds Chase Utley Jersey and Places it in the Drawer

ScoopGods.com - Neighbors were not quite sure what happened that Tuesday night when screaming erupted from the Dijakar residence, so our reporters went in to find out. What we saw would make you send your heart out to the poor special needs person that must live in this house, and then make you want to leave because of the abrasive yelling and hysterical crying. There, in the open drawer of the couple’s bedroom, a Chase Utley Jersey was folded neatly among various work-out shirts. Our first observation was that whoever had done this can fold very well for a...

More New Fall Shows Are Coming! Get The Inside Scoop Here.

September 24, 2011

By Chico Jameson

More New Fall Shows Are Coming! Get The Inside Scoop Here.

ScoopGods.com – The new fall line-up is always a great time of year for people who have become one with their couch. Most are delighted that their favorite show is back while others are curious to see what the networks have come up with next. This year, many networks have a few shows in their back pockets, waiting for the perfect day to launch them on the public. Fortunately, we knew just who to send underage prostitutes to in exchange for the inside scoop on this fall’s hidden surprises. Here are 7 shows that we’re pretty excited about. We’re...

A Vegan’s Guide to Office Politics

September 23, 2011

By Oggy Herman

ScoopGods.com – Wendell Laramie was tired of standing. He could feel the sweat forming on the inside of his elbows and running down into the attached gloves of his furry suit. As the time rolled on his legs were becoming weak, rubbery, and sticky. Finally, his boss hung up the phone. “Wendell, you’re not getting the carrot, now get out of here,” said his boss. Wendell slinked off to his desk to work up another plan. He had been waiting for his boss to get off the phone for around 40 minutes. While standing in his boss’s office, the...

Tales of Love and Adventure

September 20, 2011

By Oggy Herman

ScoopGods.com – “I want to get to know you my love,” said the portly fellow wearing a bob to the extremely attractive woman lounging in the hotel bar. “Well then write about how stupid you look with that shirt on,” she replied with venom in her voice. The portly little man was saddened by this and walked out onto the sidewalk. He had some ideas about how to win over this woman of beauty, and decided to try them out. The first idea he had was to dress up like a giant bee and try and climb on top of her. She...

Noticing an Itch is Always Not Unfavorable

September 19, 2011

By Oggy Herman

Noticing an Itch is Always Not Unfavorable

ScoopGods.com – Allan Gooseburg has a very important mission. He must transport a glass of delicious cranberry juice across his kitchen. The glass is of large size and it is filled up to the brim. The task absolutely must be completed because on the other side of the kitchen is a thirsty fellow sitting in a chair. He is stricken with thirst and needs the nutritiousness that only some good cranberry juice can bring. The thirsty fellow is a small, peaked looking man who enjoys cataloging exemplary acts of wimpiness that have occurred over the last four decades in...

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A Focused Study of Sombrero Repair Skills

Urban Explorers and the Man in the White Suit

My Brush With Mr. Steve Jobs

The Gods are at War! Does Anyone Care?

Six Beer Snobs, One Werewolf, and a Little Spooning

Relationship Comes to a Screeching Halt When Wife Folds Chase Utley Jersey and Places it in the Drawer

More New Fall Shows Are Coming! Get The Inside Scoop Here.

A Vegan’s Guide to Office Politics

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