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Hot Dog Eating Champ Visits Homeless Group of Hungry Little Kids

January 13, 2010
By Chico Jameson

ScoopGods.com – It was a movie moment.  Joey Chestnut, a rising star in the competitive eating circuit, walked into a room of homeless children and spotted a rather sad little fellow.  The boy, weak from hunger, could barely hold his head up but Chestnut took his soft and gentle hand, lifted the boys chin to his and then devoured a footlong hotdog in one awe-inspiring bite.  The boys face lit up as if a team of lightning bugs had invaded the inside of his skull. “There’s nothing better than making a little kid smile,” said Chestnut as he texted...

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Black Community Outraged With Disney’s Newest Movie

December 10, 2009
By Chico Jameson

ScoopGods.com –  Disney is reeling due to an alarming amount of protests being held across the nation in response to the movie, The Frog And The Prince. It appears that many black leaders are outraged that the lead character, a black woman, is merely a drawing. “This is downright wrong,” said Reverend Jesse Jackson. “My people are more than just bunch of lines and shapes.  We’re real individuals.  We’re amazing people that have gone through adversity and struggle.  Disney should have used a real black woman for this role.” Disney has been quite perplexed at the outrage. “We’re a...

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