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HipHopCrissy Takes The World By Storm

December 10, 2009

ScoopGods.com – Within days of launching her first CD, Let’s Get Into My Tricked Out Hummer And Go Save The Ozone, HipHopCrissy has already reached super fame status. Her Youtube videos have gone viral and her concerts are selling out within minutes of being announced. All this for a woman who just 4 weeks ago was helping children with eating disorders. “She is an amazing woman with so much talent,” said record executive, Barfs Muttley. “Most importantly, her message is so strong and inspirational. For example, her song Don’t Disrespect Me As A Woman. Why’s My Sex Video Only...

Man Gets New Jaw After Drinking Acid

December 2, 2009

By Chico Jameson

ScoopGods.com – When Terry Lawson began chugging a cup of what he thought was Sprite, he knew immediately that something was wrong. His lower jaw felt as if it were being burned by a blow torch and the sound coming from inside his mouth reminded him of bacon cooking on a high heat. What Lawson didn’t know is that he’d just drank a cup of acid and it was eating through his lower jaw. “Befaw I knew eh, my tongue in my mouf was lickwa and ma teef waw a mushy like mashe powawoes,” said Lawson before we turned...

Rush Limbaugh Claims to Be Hot Sex Adverse

November 9, 2009

By Chico Jameson

In a stunning revelation during his morning radio show, Rush Limbaugh, stated that he is hot sex adverse and he believes others should consider coming forward and admitting their fears. “Let me tell you America,” said Limbaugh. “I am hot sex adverse. I’m not afraid to admit it. Hot sex can be a frightening, unfathomable thing to many. If it’s hot, I’m not!” It’s uncommon for most humans to ever comment about their fear of good sex in public and it is believed Limbaugh is one of the first. “There’s a reason my name is Rush. I used...

Natalie Portman Builds Fort Out of Triscuits

November 7, 2009

By Chico Jameson

Natalie Portman Builds Fort Out of Triscuits

ScoopGods.com – Natalie Portman, one of the hottest and coolest actresses since Carol Burnett, recently walkie-talkied a close friend here at ScoopGods headquarters to let us know that she had just completed a fort that would likely influence the future of fort building. “Natalie has created a fort the defies the laws of engineering, food art and design,” informed Brenda York, Natalie’s friend since birth. “She has mastered a beautiful, childish getaway that would not only knock the socks off of a gay runway model, but it will also make architectural idols such as Franklin Lloyd Wright look like...

Man Is Dumped By Jenna Jameson Sex Toy

November 4, 2009

By Chico Jameson

A Boston, Massachusetts man called into a local radio station on Wednesday and revealed that he was recently dumped be a Jenna Jameson sex toy. “I was told via a text message that I used Jenna as if she were an object and that I was not properly caring for her,” said Terrance McGilly. “And then, I heard a knock on the door and two very large men entered my apartment and took my Jenna Jameson sex toy!” The toy was one product in a line of REAL REAL Love toys aimed at providing a true experience for the...

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