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Tennis Doctors Discover Key To Communicating With Fist

September 27, 2011

ScoopGods.com – Tennis is typically a sport of independence. There is no team to bail a player out and everything falls on the tennis player’s ability to get the job done. This has been a huge challenge for professional tennis players for decades and finally the United States Tennis Association has done something to help their members deal with the isolation and personal accountability of the sport. They have discovered a way for tennis players to communicate with their own fists. “Our players were lonely and I aint the kind of guy who’s going to just chill on...

Relationship Comes to a Screeching Halt When Wife Folds Chase Utley Jersey and Places it in the Drawer

September 27, 2011

By Simone Moonpi

Relationship Comes to a Screeching Halt When Wife Folds Chase Utley Jersey and Places it in the Drawer

ScoopGods.com - Neighbors were not quite sure what happened that Tuesday night when screaming erupted from the Dijakar residence, so our reporters went in to find out. What we saw would make you send your heart out to the poor special needs person that must live in this house, and then make you want to leave because of the abrasive yelling and hysterical crying. There, in the open drawer of the couple’s bedroom, a Chase Utley Jersey was folded neatly among various work-out shirts. Our first observation was that whoever had done this can fold very well for a...

McNabb: I’m worried about buns, not about 39 yards passing.

September 15, 2011

By Chico Jameson

McNabb: I’m worried about buns, not about 39 yards passing.

ScoopGods.com – Vikings quarterback Donovan McNabb told reporters and the driver of a bread delivery truck who had just pulled into the team’s practice facility parking lot that he’s not at all concerned about last week’s poor passing performance, but he is concerned about a package of buns on his kitchen counter at home. “Man, I’m worried about them buns,” said the veteran quarterback. “I’m not sure if I closed the bag up with that little wire tie thingy. Them buns could get stale. I can’t even think straight. Practice was hard. I think I probably only threw for 29 yards...

NFL Launches Animated Series “Gridiron Goliaths of Family Justice”

September 12, 2011

By Chico Jameson

NFL Launches Animated Series “Gridiron Goliaths of Family Justice”

ScoopGods.com – The NFL wants to attract more kids to the game of football. With programs such as Punt Pass and Kick and Play60 failing because they involve actual movement beyond the TV, the league has launched a weekly animated series that can be enjoyed on the couch while still providing a positive message. Set to air next Saturday, the series will follow the adventures of a team of professional football players who work from a secret base under the Football Hall of Fame. Their goal is to help kids defeat the enemies of family justice. The main...

We Posted Our First YouTube Video

September 10, 2011

By Chico Jameson

Many have wondered what we were thinking by deciding to start a news parody site. We just want to ask you, do you think just like Hitler does?

Vikings Punter Kicks to Cat Stevens For Relaxation

September 8, 2011

By Chico Jameson

Vikings Punter Kicks to Cat Stevens For Relaxation

ScoopGods.com – Chris Kluwe is a busy man. He’s a musician, a well-known gamer, a husband, an occasional op-ed writer, a recurring radio guest, a father of two, a closeted river dancer, an aspiring cook, a shoe salesman and a professional football player. His life is chock full of busy activities. And what does this time-bankrupted, league-leading punter do to chill? He punts to Cat Stevens (AKA Yusuf), the legendary musician from the 70′s. “I’ve found that punting to Cat is one of life’s most relaxing activities,” stated the Viking punter from Winter Park in Eden Prairie, MN. “He’s...

University of North Dakota Chooses “Fighting Sue” as New Nickname

August 31, 2011

By Chico Jameson

University of North Dakota Chooses “Fighting Sue” as New Nickname

ScoopGods.com – Today, the University of North Dakota surprised everyone when they revealed that they had selected “Fighting Sue” as their new nickname. Under direction from the North Dakota Board of Higher Education, UND was instructed to move away from the decades-long use of the Fighting Sioux due to the NCAA’s ban on Native American imagery in school mascots or nicknames. The nickname and logo provided resemble the feisty old lady, Susan B. Anthony, a prominent figure in the woman’s suffrage movement of the late 1800′s. UND has not indicated that the historical figure is the foundation behind the new nickname, but many close to university...

Teen Wins Circling Championship

April 19, 2011

By Chico Jameson

ScoopGods.com – Never before had a man under the age of 30 won the International Circling Championship. In fact, a rookie has never come home with the coveted prize. The sport of circling has always been dominated by older, more experienced men with strong forearms and steady fingers. But last night, in front of hundreds, a lanky high school junior won it all and he did it convincingly and with a jammed middle finger. “You know, I just did some great things today,” said Trevor McCornish, a seventeen your old with a funny smile and wandering eyes.”I’ve been practicing...

NBA Approves Miami Heat’s Teddy Bear Request

March 7, 2011

By Chico Jameson

NBA Approves Miami Heat’s Teddy Bear Request

ScoopGods.com – The tumultuous pain and sadness felt by Miami Heat basketball players lately might be a thing of the past thanks to a late-hour approval to the team’s request to allow teddy bears on the sidelines during regular season games. The move, which was initiated by the wives and girlfriends of the team members, is the first in professional sports. Never before have cute “widdle” stuffed animals been allowed on the court. “We are beyond words here,” said Heat head coach, Erik Spoelstra. “This is the best thing to help console our team during tough games. A big teddy bear hug...

Viking Cheerleaders Express Concern Over “High Beams” In Tonight’s Outdoor Game

January 13, 2011

By Chico Jameson

Viking Cheerleaders Express Concern Over “High Beams” In Tonight’s Outdoor Game

ScoopGods.com – Viking cheerleaders have been spurring ecstatic team spirit for over 29 years in the comfort of the Metrodome. Their work ethic and devotion to their football team has inspired many shallow and artificially beautiful teen girls to dream of becoming a professional cheerleaders after their glory days are over. Simply, Viking cheerleaders are the core of Minnesota sports enthusiasm. But since learning that this week’s game will be played outside in frigid temperatures, the group has expressed concern over the weather causing unsafe high beams. “I do not want to be nipping in front of a national audience,” said Katie, a...

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Tennis Doctors Discover Key To Communicating With Fist

Relationship Comes to a Screeching Halt When Wife Folds Chase Utley Jersey and Places it in the Drawer

McNabb: I’m worried about buns, not about 39 yards passing.

NFL Launches Animated Series “Gridiron Goliaths of Family Justice”

We Posted Our First YouTube Video

Vikings Punter Kicks to Cat Stevens For Relaxation

University of North Dakota Chooses “Fighting Sue” as New Nickname

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