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What’s Ochocinco Up To Next?

December 11, 2009
By Chico Jameson

ScoopGods.com – Chad Ochocinco, the Bengal’s star receiver, has performed a string of bizarre and expensive charades and he doesn’t seem to be letting up anytime soon.  According to initial reports, Chad Ochocinco has revealed that his next extra-curricular, on-field act will be a shocker. “Fans and esteemed newsies,” began Ochocinco outside the team’s bathrooms. “I would like to announce my next on-field work of art.  Let it be known that on Sunday’s game with the Vikings, I will be taking an enormous crapper right on the 50-yard line.  I will then wipe and proceed to continue on with...

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Jay Cutler Calls It Quits. Wants to Start Kickball League.

November 24, 2009
By Chico Jameson

ScoopGods.com – Jay Cutler, the Bears quarterback who was picked off seven times in a backyard football game (three times by his 4-year old nephew and 3 times by his blind Aunt Sophia), has decided to quit football for good. “I’m not having the type of year I want,” said the grumpy ex-quarterback. “I am not having any fun anymore.  I am going back to my roots, going back to something I always excelled at. I am starting a kickball league.” Cutler made the announcement at an impromptu press conference held at his mom’s house.  “This morning as I...

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