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Many have wondered what we were thinking by deciding to start a news parody site. We just want to ask you, do you think just like Hitler does?
ScoopGods.com – The mighty search giant must be hungry because it is going to dabble in a food-based business venture. Today, the company announced Google Subs, a service which will provide a perfectly-crafted sub to your computer location within 45 minutes of searching for it via the company’s search portal at http://google.com. Google Sub will be available if a Google sub station exists within 10 miles of your computer location. Google has already started installing the all-robotic sub stations throughout major metropolitan areas such as San Francisco, Chicago, New York, Miami and also in Hampton, Iowa, the base of...
ScoopGods.com – Hey there hi-tech geniuses. I’ve spent a tub-full of hours playing with your enthralling gadgets. I don’t even need a TV anymore. In fact, I threw it out of my 23rd story window, SCTV-style. I can be on the can, in the car, in the garage, under the bed and even outside the bedroom window of a girl I like and I’m still able to update my pals via Facebook, Twitter and if I’m in an old-school mood, I post something on my alt.buddies.beer newsgroup. The more I think about it, I’m not playing with these gadgets,...
ScoopGods.com – Finding adult diapers used to be a challenge for Henry Jonas, a sixty-nine year old man from the city of Hayward, Wisconsin. Sure, he knew that he could probably find a pack at the local grocery store or drug store, but he never knew exactly where the nearest package was in relation to his current location. That changed today, when ClickGamer released Adult Diaper Finder. The Adult Diaper Finders App Logo“We’ve made life a little bit better for a big group of people today,” declared Clickgamer CEO Chris Byatte from his office that dangles from a large balloon....
ScoopGods.com – Apple surprised everyone today when they announced that their new mobile product, the iPad, will also ship covered in melted cheese. “The iPad is revolutionary,” said Steve Jobs as he fired a technician who had happened to be in his favorite bathroom stall. “And we wanted to top that. So we topped it with melted cheese.” Apple fanatics were nearly filling their pants when they heard the news. Walt Mossberg, who has a secret Steve Jobs shrine under his porch, was the first to deliver kickback-inspiring praise of the company’s move. “Apple continues to shock me with...
ScoopGods.com – I was so excited to get the iPad as I expected it to be transformational. It was going to impact nearly every aspect of my life. It was going to bring me into the future and place me on a mighty pedestal where I’d be able to look down upon the lesser folk and mock. But I soon learned that the iPad was no better than an old TV. Test 1: Urine Resiliency – The iPad went dead after it was subjected to a mere 30 seconds of heavy, beer-induced piss. This makes it a complete dud...
CUPERTINO, California—July 27, 2010—Apple’s iPhone 4 will be available in 17 more countries this Friday, July 30. Accompanying it will be a new deadly bird flu that will likely kill as many people as new customers the iPhone creates. iPhone 4 features FaceTime®, which makes video calling as easy as one tap, Apple’s new Retina display, the highest resolution display ever built into a phone, resulting in stunning text, images and video, and a beautiful all-new design of glass and stainless steel that is the thinnest smartphone in the world. The new bird flu features symptoms such as sore...
ScoopGods.com – Jack Nicholson and Meryl Streep certainly have talent. Anytime you see them act, there’s no doubt, they ARE the character in which they are playing. They consistently provide the emotion and passion needed to convince millions that they are someone real on the big screen. But I am constantly irked that no one has given praise to the top robot actors of our time. After all, the chips are stacked against robots. They are expected to step into a movie roll and deliver a believable performance all without the inherent abilities to feel love, or hate or...
ScoopGods.com – Vern Doer has been mastering ham radios since before most of us were born. In fact, Mr. Doer was delighted whenever a young kid came into his den and marveled at all of his high-tech gear. “Oh, those neighbor kids use to love my ham radio,” said Mr. Doer as he pulled a long gray hair out of his ear canal. “I used to talk to people from other lands and the kids would be amazed.” One would think that Mr. Doer’s grasp on technology would propel him into becoming a computer expert, but surprisingly, the old...
Editor’s note: This article is provided by part-time journalist, part-time puppeteer and part-time massage therapist, Joe Nuestos. ScoopGods.com – I’m been living in fear and in anticipation ever since YouTube hit the seen in 2005. Such a range of emotion, I realize, but before you take that leap of conclusiveness, you need to know the specialized service that I provide. I am the world’s leader of puppet-performed massage services. My longtime pal, Mr. ScrimpO, and I have created a massage technique so magical that I surely expect world-wide fame in the coming years. I master Mr. ScrimpO and...
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