Posts Tagged ‘ africa ’

Toto Assumes Control of No-Fly Zone in Libya

March 25, 2011
By Chico Jameson
Toto Assumes Control of No-Fly Zone in Libya

ScoopGods.com – It was recently reported that legendary soft rock band, Toto, has taken control of the no-fly zone over Libya and it is believed that they will be responsible for keeping the skies clear for some time into the future. The move came as a surprise to most humans including doctors, judges, accountants and strippers, but members of the UN security council voted unanimously to promote the aging band of well-rounded musicians to the task just last night after a drunken display of international camaraderie on the Manhattan night scene. “Toto represents a variety of different styles and...

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Product Testing On African Children Is Given a Thumbs Up

March 13, 2010
By Chico Jameson
Product Testing On African Children Is Given a Thumbs Up

ScoopGods.com – Due to millions of “God Bless America” prayers, declarations and pleas, the Almighty has decided to grant the United States of America a special waiver that clears the way for product testing on unsuspecting children in Africa.  God spoke through hidden messages in television commercials to several medical and cosmetic industry leaders and gave His blessing. “We are purely delighted,” said an executive who asked not to be identified. “God said specifically to me that the citizens in the USA are much more superior and deserve to have products that are safe and fully tested on other...

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