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Dumb American Children Support Attack On “Labia”

March 24, 2011
By Chico Jameson
Dumb American Children Support Attack On “Labia”

ScoopGods.com – Several million American youth have joined Alexa Jone’s FaceBook fan page, “American Children Support Attack on Labia” not realizing that they have just given their support to attacking the most intimate part of a woman’s body. The goof went undetected by every single fan of the page until a parent finally noticed the word goof up and reported it to our Scoop HotLine. “My son argued with me for nearly 43 minutes claiming that I didn’t know shit about what’s going on in the world,” stated Tanya Malone of Ames, Iowa. “He had no idea what labia...

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90% of Americans Read Less Than 50 Words a Day

May 4, 2010
By Chico Jameson

ScoopGods.com – Americans continue to move away from reading books, newspapers, magazines and even pamphlets and now spend less time reading than the massive illiterate populations of the 1800′s.  Fifty words a day equates to the number of words for the directions on a bottle of aspirin.  The news has many education leaders fearing that America’s world dominance has reached the end of the line.

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