ScoopGods.com – The man behind West Coast Choppers, Monster Garage and a string of bank robberies broke his silence today by announcing that he was leaving Sandra Bullock and planned to lay low in the hills of Missouri for a couple of months. “I used to be smitten with my wife, Sandra,” stated James in a somewhat odd drawl. “I reckon we’s done grew apart, with my shenanigans and all. I’ve not done her right and it’s best I be movin on. Ima gunna get on my horse at sundown and getty up on outa here.”
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