Posts Tagged ‘ children ’

Dumb American Children Support Attack On “Labia”

March 24, 2011

ScoopGods.com – Several million American youth have joined Alexa Jone’s FaceBook fan page, “American Children Support Attack on Labia” not realizing that they have just given their support to attacking the most intimate part of a woman’s body. The goof went undetected by every single fan of the page until a parent finally noticed the word goof up and reported it to our Scoop HotLine. “My son argued with me for nearly 43 minutes claiming that I didn’t know shit about what’s going on in the world,” stated Tanya Malone of Ames, Iowa. “He had no idea what labia...

Product Testing On African Children Is Given a Thumbs Up

March 13, 2010

By Chico Jameson

Product Testing On African Children Is Given a Thumbs Up

ScoopGods.com – Due to millions of “God Bless America” prayers, declarations and pleas, the Almighty has decided to grant the United States of America a special waiver that clears the way for product testing on unsuspecting children in Africa. God spoke through hidden messages in television commercials to several medical and cosmetic industry leaders and gave His blessing. “We are purely delighted,” said an executive who asked not to be identified. “God said specifically to me that the citizens in the USA are much more superior and deserve to have products that are safe and fully tested on other...

Heaven’s Child Population Lowest in a Decade; God Schedules 539 School Bus Explosions

January 24, 2010

By Chico Jameson

Heaven’s Child Population Lowest in a Decade; God Schedules 539 School Bus Explosions

ScoopGods.com – The Heavens have been predominantly geriatric lately and God wants that to change. The Heavenly census reports are in and the overall population is at its highest, yet, the number of children under the age of 12 is the lowest it has been this decade and the 3rd lowest it’s been in all of history. “Without enough children in Heaven, it blows.” declared God. ”The children in Heaven have an important role. They’re the ones who do all the trivial work. The cleaning, cooking, laundry, sweeping… all of that stuff. Even though it’s heaven, that shit needs...

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Posts Tagged ‘ children ’

Dumb American Children Support Attack On “Labia”

Product Testing On African Children Is Given a Thumbs Up

Heaven’s Child Population Lowest in a Decade; God Schedules 539 School Bus Explosions

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