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God 33, Devil 0 – The Mighty One Prevails In Chilean Mine. Devil Demands Rematch.

November 13, 2010
By Chico Jameson
God 33, Devil 0 – The Mighty One Prevails In Chilean Mine. Devil Demands Rematch.

ScoopGods.com – “Rematch,” is all the Devil had to say upon learning that all of the 33 Chilean miners he’d doomed over two months ago had been rescued. The almighty of evil had pulled the ultimate accident move on God as the Master of good was hampered by a duluge of prayers from many sports fans and athletes. “That bastard Lucifer,” bemoaned God as he tweaked a pending miracle.  “He’s a crafty dude. I remember at the time the mine collapsed, I was busy answering a prayer from Tim Tebow.  He really wanted to do a great job as...

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Trapped Chilean Miners Complain of Darkness and Spookiness

August 30, 2010
By Chico Jameson
Trapped Chilean Miners Complain of Darkness and Spookiness

ScoopGods.com – The 33 Chilean miners who were unluckily trapped 2,200 feet below the surface of the earth have recently began bitching and complaining.  Despite receiving care packages which included various flash lights, the miners claim that it’s “so dark” and that they are having a hard time seeing things.

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