Posts Tagged ‘ Egypt ’

Stained Curtain Sends American Rednecks to Help Egyptian Hooligans

February 22, 2011
By Chico Jameson
Stained Curtain Sends American Rednecks to Help Egyptian Hooligans

  ScoopGods.com – With the wrath of complete and domineering rule gone, many Egyptians are finding that freedom is a hard thing to understand. Numerous beatings and assaults have erupted since the protests began a few weeks ago. The violence has been directed at foreign reporters only wanting to cover the emerging news and many Americans were concerned that the violence would escalate further. One group decided to do something about it. A group of squirrel-hunting buddies from northern Florida felt that they had “a real good idear” on how to stop the violence: Freedom Coachin.’   Initially, the under-cleansed group...

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Hosni Mubarak’s New Project: DickTater

February 14, 2011
By Chico Jameson
Hosni Mubarak’s New Project: DickTater

ScoopGods.com – Now that Hosni Mubarak has free time, he’s wasted none of it on idle activities. He’s going full steam ahead on his next phase of life; internet entrepreneur. His new thing? A Facebook game much like Farmville, but with a twist. The premise is this: You’re a potato farmer in a strange land. Your goal is to manage your farm and your potato crops so that they’ll offer a nice yield. But, as you work away, you will be challenged by the game’s supreme ruler, who basically harasses you with a series of irritating “dick” moves. Example?...

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