Posts Tagged ‘ fun ’

Disney World Offers First Elephant Digestive Tract Ride for Children

August 18, 2010
By Chico Jameson
Disney World Offers First Elephant Digestive Tract Ride for Children

ScoopGods.com – Never ceasing to let up on pushing the limits of entertainment, the ride czars at Disney World have just announced the newest, wettest and wildest ride for toddlers in the history of amusement parks.   They have developed a 4 minute ride that allows a toddler under 42″ inches tall and less than 35 pounds that ability to slither through the complete digestive tract of one of a team of African elephants. “Its the most exhilarating ride we’ve ever conceived,” stated Chairman of Walt Disney Parks and Resorts, Thomas Staggs.  “The kids are loving it and begging to...

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Sex With Watermelons Certified to Be 100% Safe

April 29, 2010
By Chico Jameson
Sex With Watermelons Certified to Be 100% Safe

ScoopGods.com – It’s a great day for grotesque, socially inept men who need a sexual release using something other than their hand.  The American Medical Safety Board (AMSB) released findings today that prove thathaving sex with a watermelon is perfectly safe and it can be assumed that thousands of watermelons will be punished tonight.

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