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Man Fights Urges to Say “Whassup!” When Greeting Friends

September 19, 2011
By Chico Jameson
Man Fights Urges to Say “Whassup!” When Greeting Friends

ScoopGods.com – Josh Fortron has a number of great friends stemming from his days going to college at Penn State. It was pretty common for his self-proclained crew of “brew barfing” friends to spend much of their weekends watching sports and enjoying the plentiful stash of booze that was often more common than a stack of books. When the first Budweiser commercial appeared in 1999 introducing the extremely popular “Whassup!” phrase, Fortron and his buddies didn’t take long to integrate it in everything they did.   Everyone phone call and greeting included at least a few minutes of volleyed...

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Google Announces Google Subs

September 7, 2011
By Chico Jameson
Google Announces Google Subs

ScoopGods.com – The mighty search giant must be hungry because it is going to dabble in a food-based business venture. Today, the company announced Google Subs, a service which will provide a perfectly-crafted sub to your computer location within 45 minutes of searching for it via the company’s search portal at http://google.com.  Google Sub will be available if a Google sub station exists within 10 miles of your computer location.  Google has already started installing the all-robotic sub stations throughout major metropolitan areas such as San Francisco, Chicago, New York, Miami and also in Hampton, Iowa, the base of...

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Match.com Introduces Mother Profile on All Female Accounts

September 2, 2011
By Chico Jameson
Match.com Introduces Mother Profile on All Female Accounts

ScoopGods.com – Male users now have another tool to make sure the woman they’re interested in is worthy of their time.  The internet’s leading dating site has revealed an add-on profile section which is dedicated entirely to the female user’s mother.  Coined, FutureHips, the profile outlines over 36 characteristics of the account user’s mother including pictures, body measurements, viewpoints on grandchildren and even a MILF-possible rating, which can be flagged by the male user reviewing the profile. “We’re excited about this feature,” proclaimed Greg Blatt, CEO of the hookup-generating site. “I know as a man that if I would...

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NBA Approves Miami Heat’s Teddy Bear Request

March 7, 2011
By Chico Jameson
NBA Approves Miami Heat’s Teddy Bear Request

ScoopGods.com – The tumultuous pain and sadness felt by Miami Heat basketball players lately might be a thing of the past thanks to a late-hour approval to the team’s request to allow teddy bears on the sidelines during regular season games.  The move, which was initiated by the wives and girlfriends of the team members, is the first in professional sports.  Never before have cute “widdle” stuffed animals been allowed on the court. “We are beyond words here,” said Heat head coach, Erik Spoelstra. “This is the best thing to help console our team during tough games.  A big teddy bear hug...

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Ten Halloween Costume Ideas That Are Super Fly

October 22, 2010
By Chico Jameson
Ten Halloween Costume Ideas That Are Super Fly

ScoopGods.com – Halloween is the best holiday, hands down.  The one time of year that nearly everyone can dress up like something or somebody else and experience the joys of being incognito. PPPBBBLLLTTT! We don’t have to explain Halloween do we?  Let’s get going here.  Our ideas for 10 great costumes: The Centaurnicorn – If we had a graphic design department, we’d make up an awesome illustration of our Centaurnicorn, but we don’t.  We’ll have to use good ole-fashioned literary expressiveness.  So, what is a Centaurnicorn?  It’s part man, part horse and part unicorn.  And you guessed it, the...

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Scientists Announce First Test Tube Anvil

July 19, 2010
By Chico Jameson
Scientists Announce First Test Tube Anvil

ScoopGods.com – A group of scientists have mastered the unthinkable.  They have created the world’s first test tube anvil.  Once commonplace, anvils have taken a back seat to more advanced forging techniques that have pushed the steel workhorses to near extinction.   The scientists, however, feel their breakthrough could bring about a resurgence in anvil use. “This amazing display of scientific prowess will show the world that our work is revolutionary,” said lead scientist, Gunther Borden.  “Consider this, we can now create thousands of anvils in one lab.  Thousands!”

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Six Awesome Gifts That You Won’t Have Time To Get For Your Mother

May 7, 2010
By Chico Jameson
Six Awesome Gifts That You Won’t Have Time To Get For Your Mother

ScoopGods.com – Don’t blame me because you waited until now to look for a gift for Mother’s Day.  Granted, if I had any amount of professional publication skills, I would have posted this story a week or so ago.  But the simple fact is that my mother was a drunk stripper who spent most of her time bringing dingbat-loving men into our trailer park abode.  So, this article did not pack the importance punch in my book. But I don’t want to spend all my time writing about how mom has made me into an alcohol-abusing, woman-bashing cynic.  No,...

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Yoda Biz – Start a Business in a Slow Economy, You Will.

March 26, 2010
By Chico Jameson
Yoda Biz – Start a Business in a Slow Economy, You Will.

ScoopGods.com – Businesses, slow they are.  You need to look no further than what you see on in your home town. Hmmm?  Customers, few they are.  Scared of the financial risks you are?  Hmmmm?!  Your business idea suffers from all that is around it.  Challenges you face. Often, speaking of my past, I do.  Young I was as I opened a business for burritos it was.  Difficult it was to find the funding?  Hmmmm!?  My business plan for bankers, challenged it was.

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Dodgers Rookie Bunts a Home Run

March 23, 2010
By Chico Jameson
Dodgers Rookie Bunts a Home Run

ScoopGods.com – Never before has a major league baseball player hit a homerun with a bunt, but today, Dodgers rookie, Tim Sanders, took a pitch from Brewers pitcher, Chris Capuano, and bunted it over the left field wall. “I can’t describe how the rookie hit it so hard, but he did,” exclaimed Dodgers manager, Joe Torre. “The power he must have in those arms simply confuses me.” Until today, little was known of Sanders, a shy kid from Iowa who used to spend his days making cakes with pudding in the middle.  A spring training walk-on with virtually no...

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Jesse James Officially Dumps Bullock And Plans to Rob First National Bank of Northfield, Minnesota

March 22, 2010
By Chico Jameson

ScoopGods.com – The man behind West Coast Choppers, Monster Garage and a string of bank robberies broke his silence today by announcing that he was leaving Sandra Bullock and planned to lay low in the hills of Missouri for a couple of months. “I used to be smitten with my wife, Sandra,” stated James in a somewhat odd drawl. “I reckon we’s done grew apart, with my shenanigans and all.  I’ve not done her right and it’s best I be movin on.  Ima gunna get on my horse at sundown and getty up on outa here.”

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