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God 33, Devil 0 – The Mighty One Prevails In Chilean Mine. Devil Demands Rematch.

November 13, 2010
By Chico Jameson
God 33, Devil 0 – The Mighty One Prevails In Chilean Mine. Devil Demands Rematch.

ScoopGods.com – “Rematch,” is all the Devil had to say upon learning that all of the 33 Chilean miners he’d doomed over two months ago had been rescued. The almighty of evil had pulled the ultimate accident move on God as the Master of good was hampered by a duluge of prayers from many sports fans and athletes. “That bastard Lucifer,” bemoaned God as he tweaked a pending miracle.  “He’s a crafty dude. I remember at the time the mine collapsed, I was busy answering a prayer from Tim Tebow.  He really wanted to do a great job as...

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Heidi Montag’s Dead Doctor Accepted to Heaven. Will Serve as Consultant to God.

August 26, 2010
By Chico Jameson
Heidi Montag’s Dead Doctor Accepted to Heaven.  Will Serve as Consultant to God.

ScoopGods.com – Dr. Frank Ryan had a knack for taking the human body and improving it.  Such a knack that God himself called his number earlier this month.  Today we learned through an ouija board that Dr. Frank Ryan’s talents have landed him a coveted job assisting God in His life creation duties. The doctor narrowly passed Heaven’s entrance hearings but ultimately was granted the golden ticket due to his expertise at improving the human body.

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