Posts Tagged ‘ iPad ’

Hey Apple, Make My Fat Power My iPad!

March 7, 2011
By Chico Jameson
Hey Apple, Make My Fat Power My iPad!

ScoopGods.com – Hey there hi-tech geniuses. I’ve spent a tub-full of hours playing with your enthralling gadgets. I don’t even need a TV anymore. In fact, I threw it out of my 23rd story window, SCTV-style. I can be on the can, in the car, in the garage, under the bed and even outside the bedroom window of a girl I like and I’m still able to update my pals via Facebook, Twitter and if I’m in an old-school mood, I post something on my alt.buddies.beer newsgroup. The more I think about it, I’m not playing with these gadgets,...

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Congresswoman Giffords Standing and Using Typewriter

January 28, 2011
By Chico Jameson
Congresswoman Giffords Standing and Using Typewriter

ScoopGods.com – In an amazing recovery that many feel had to be the work of angels, Gabrielle Giffords took her first steps today since being gunned down in a grocery store parking lot.  What did she do first? She walked right over to the typewriter that had been wheeled in and began crafting a letter without the aid of a pencil or pen.

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iPad Fails at All Levels in ScoopGods Tech Challenge

September 2, 2010
By Chico Jameson

ScoopGods.com – I was so excited to get the iPad as I expected it to be transformational.  It was going to impact nearly every aspect of my life.  It was going to bring me into the future and place me on a mighty pedestal where I’d be able to look down upon the lesser folk and mock.  But I soon learned that the iPad was no better than an old TV. Test 1: Urine Resiliency – The iPad went dead after it was subjected to a mere 30 seconds of heavy, beer-induced piss.  This makes it a complete dud...

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