Posts Tagged ‘ iphone ’

Hey Apple, Make My Fat Power My iPad!

March 7, 2011
By Chico Jameson
Hey Apple, Make My Fat Power My iPad!

ScoopGods.com – Hey there hi-tech geniuses. I’ve spent a tub-full of hours playing with your enthralling gadgets. I don’t even need a TV anymore. In fact, I threw it out of my 23rd story window, SCTV-style. I can be on the can, in the car, in the garage, under the bed and even outside the bedroom window of a girl I like and I’m still able to update my pals via Facebook, Twitter and if I’m in an old-school mood, I post something on my alt.buddies.beer newsgroup. The more I think about it, I’m not playing with these gadgets,...

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10 Things We Think Apple Might Announce

April 1, 2010
By Chico Jameson
10 Things We Think Apple Might Announce

ScoopGods.com – Many of you have heard that Apple has a big announcement next week.  And as we all know, Apple is very secretive on any new product release, so this makes it very important that we do the investigative work for you, because you are probably a lazy ass who can’t concentrate on anything unless it’s a video game. So, here’s what we have discovered as the top possible new products or announcements for Apple to make:

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Microsoft Launches New Mobile Overhead Projector

December 20, 2009
By Chico Jameson
Microsoft Launches New Mobile Overhead Projector

ScoopGods.com – Microsoft’s top secret innovation department has been working on a product that they feel makes industry pioneers such as Apple look like stagecoach manufacturers.  The world’s dominating software company has a gameplan that targets older math professors and church clergy who are on the go.  The product, named the ReflectoGo Projector, goes on sale tomorrow and many are verbally jizzing about the product. “This product is going to give me the ability to launch into an impromptu 15 minute trigonometry lesson to a group of troubled teens no matter where I find them,” said 11th grade Red...

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