ScoopGods.com – It was recently reported that legendary soft rock band, Toto, has taken control of the no-fly zone over Libya and it is believed that they will be responsible for keeping the skies clear for some time into the future. The move came as a surprise to most humans including doctors, judges, accountants and strippers, but members of the UN security council voted unanimously to promote the aging band of well-rounded musicians to the task just last night after a drunken display of international camaraderie on the Manhattan night scene. “Toto represents a variety of different styles and...
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