Posts Tagged ‘ Music ’

Vikings Punter Kicks to Cat Stevens For Relaxation

September 8, 2011
By Chico Jameson
Vikings Punter Kicks to Cat Stevens For Relaxation

ScoopGods.com – Chris Kluwe is a busy man. He’s a musician, a well-known gamer, a husband, an occasional op-ed writer, a recurring radio guest, a father of two, a closeted river dancer, an aspiring cook, a shoe salesman and a professional football player. His life is chock full of busy activities. And what does this time-bankrupted, league-leading punter do to chill? He punts to Cat Stevens (AKA Yusuf), the legendary musician from the 70′s. “I’ve found that punting to Cat is one of life’s most relaxing activities,” stated the Viking punter from Winter Park in Eden Prairie, MN. “He’s...

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Merle Haggard’s New Album Sucks Baboon Ass

April 24, 2010
By Chico Jameson

An album review.  Once in awhile we like to provide the scoop on what’s new in entertainment. ScoopGods.com – Seventy-three year-old Merle Haggard should stick to shopping for Depends and complaining about his knees.  That’s right.  After listening to his new album, that’s the conclusion I was able to muster. The album, a blatant plagiarism of Popeye’s famous saying, “I am what I am.” went on sale on April 20th and I’ve been reconditioning my ears ever since with Metallica, Otep, Slayer and Kittie. What a collection of dreary, tear-streaming snippets of wrist-cutting drivel.  After spending my rainy afternoon...

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HipHopCrissy Takes The World By Storm

December 10, 2009
By Chico Jameson
HipHopCrissy Takes The World By Storm

ScoopGods.com – Within days of launching her first CD, Let’s Get Into My Tricked Out Hummer And Go Save The Ozone, HipHopCrissy has already reached super fame status.  Her Youtube videos have gone viral and her concerts are selling out within minutes of being announced.  All this for a woman who just 4 weeks ago was helping children with eating disorders. “She is an amazing woman with so much talent,” said record executive, Barfs Muttley. “Most importantly, her message is so strong and inspirational.  For example, her song Don’t Disrespect Me As A Woman. Why’s My Sex Video Only...

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