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My Brush With Mr. Steve Jobs

October 6, 2011
By Chico Jameson
My Brush With Mr. Steve Jobs

ScoopGods.com – I first met Steve Jobs when he opened his closet door in his Palo Alto home to find me standing there, pant-less, and wearing one of his many turtlenecks.  I was immensely embarrassed but felt like a worshiped female goddess wearing the quintessential boyfriend’s shirt after a night of romantic, tear-flowing sex. And I’m a guy! Steve wasn’t so delighted and was actually pretty frightened. I took a quick fist right to the nose and I saw nothing but blackness. The geek knocked me out. When I came around, I was seated in a surprisingly ergonomic chair with my arms and legs free...

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Report: Mascot Tackling Out of Control

April 8, 2010
By Chico Jameson
Report: Mascot Tackling Out of Control

ScoopGods.com – The nation continues to experience a rash of seemingly impromptu mascot tacklings that are taking a toll on the cartoonish-looking, excessively-large-headed team representatives.  The issue is so critical, it has even crossed the President’s desk once or twice. The tacklings do not seem to be limited to any particular sport nor have they affected any particular mascot species. Results have shown that all mascots are in grave danger of being sacked suddenly and without warning, which can lead to personal injury for the mascot actor and/or a severe loss in spirit for the victimized team.

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There’s a Big Gold Penis at The Door. Now What?

March 18, 2010
By Chico Jameson
There’s a Big Gold Penis at The Door. Now What?

Minneapolis Company Claims Ex-Representitive Eric Massa Placed The Order For The Unique Gold Penis Ride Over Two Months Ago. ScoopGods.com – At the time, it probably seemed like a good idea to Representative Massa of New York.  Ordering a giant, adult-sized, coin-driven, golden penis ride was likely intended for his staff to enjoy after a long day of dealing with the demands of a United States representative.   But when he was recently accused of sexual misconduct, the steamy work party was over and the adult toy’s future is in jeopardy. The ride, which is over 10-feet long and...

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