Posts Tagged ‘ Office Life ’

A Vegan’s Guide to Office Politics

September 23, 2011
By Oggy Herman
Wendell's Costume

ScoopGods.com – Wendell Laramie was tired of standing.  He could feel the sweat forming on the inside of his elbows and running down into the attached gloves of his furry suit.  As the time rolled on his legs were becoming weak, rubbery, and sticky.  Finally, his boss hung up the phone. “Wendell, you’re not getting the carrot, now get out of here,” said his boss. Wendell slinked off to his desk to work up another plan.  He had been waiting for his boss to get off the phone for around 40 minutes.  While standing in his boss’s office, the...

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Franklin Mint Exposed

January 12, 2011
By Oggy Herman
Franklin Mint Exposed

ScoopGods.com – In a highly unusual and perhaps unprecedented move, the majority of employees at Franklin Mint, the famous memorabilia company, have filed and signed a grievance against the owner himself, citing grotesque behavior and lack of attention to detail.  Franklin Mint, founder and CEO, stands to be reviewed by a legal firm to determine whether or not his behavior has crossed the line as far as being legally detrimental to the mental well being of the work force. “I went into his office to discuss the Micheal Jackson commemorative plate and he was completely unaware again of what...

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Office Workers Execute Plan to Fatten Female Co-Worker

March 17, 2010
By Oggy Herman
Office Workers Execute Plan to Fatten Female Co-Worker

ScoopGods.com – Mindy Lomeier started work last fall as an average shaped woman.  She got along well with her coworkers and joined in on the usual office occasions for cake.  As this went on, her nearest office mates began to notice plump little muffin tops creeping out over her jeans a bit on casual Fridays. That’s when Derek Stewert had the idea. “We just decided to keep our area loaded up with good stuff to eat.  Someone always brought in the morning donuts and we tried to keep things available, within hand reach, during the afternoon,” said Stewert. Derek and his...

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