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Catholic Church Purchases Underoos Brand

April 13, 2010
By Chico Jameson
Catholic Church Purchases Underoos Brand

ScoopGods.com – We have learned that the Vatican has purchased the Underoos clothing brand and factories from Fruit of the Loom in a concerted effort to diversify revenue sources due to an increasing amount of recent sexual abuse allegations. “We realize that we must have other ways to raise money and at the same time, reach a younger audience,” said a Vatican spokesperson. “Underoos is an institution in youth clothing and has a huge customer base.  We intend to offer up a church-themed line that appeals to young, supple boys in addition to the popular styles.”

Catholic Church Pondering Changing Name to Cocklick Church

March 24, 2010
By Chico Jameson

ScoopGods.com – The last 50 years for the Catholic church have been a non-stop, boy-sexorama!  Clergy have been able to dip their holy pen into the church’s lusciously-rich pool of child ink whenever the mighty power above gives them a wink and a thumbs up. Such behavior has upset millions of people, both in and outside the church.  The Pope’s response, “They’re jealous.” The bold words are a drastic change from the Vatican who in recent months, has been back-peddling against a sea of sexual-abuse allegations.  It signals an all-out offensive against the criticisms and indictments and many experts...

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