ScoopGods.com – We have learned that the Vatican has purchased the Underoos clothing brand and factories from Fruit of the Loom in a concerted effort to diversify revenue sources due to an increasing amount of recent sexual abuse allegations. “We realize that we must have other ways to raise money and at the same time, reach a younger audience,” said a Vatican spokesperson. “Underoos is an institution in youth clothing and has a huge customer base. We intend to offer up a church-themed line that appeals to young, supple boys in addition to the popular styles.”



