Posts Tagged ‘ pregnancy ’

Four-year Old Boy Has Outlandish Belief On How Babies Are Made

June 11, 2010
By Chico Jameson
Four-year Old Boy Has Outlandish Belief On How Babies Are Made

ScoopGods.com – Little Timmy Schmidt caused quite a stir earlier this week when he revealed his take on how human babies are made.  His belief is thought to be one of the most moronic ever provided by a four year-old in the span of time.  Timmy believes that babies are made when a man urinates on a woman’s vagina. The declaration was made during a family get-together in upstate Minnesota.  The Schmidt family and a couple of retired drug dealers were staying at a creepy old cabin on Long Lake.  The group of 8 adults and 4 children were creating quite...

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Teen Impregnates Tube Sock

May 4, 2010
By Chico Jameson
Teen Impregnates Tube Sock

ScoopGods.com – In shocking news, a Nebraska teen has mysteriously impregnated a tube sock and obviously baffled the science and medical community. The teen, who’s been actively masturbating and bursting the results into socks for some time, has been interviewed by a very secretive government agency and has been ordered to stay in his room as they conduct tests and experiments on both parties. Many details are still unclear, as much of our staff is hungover due to a fucking awesome party last night.   Thus far, the following information has been verified by the local police department: 1....

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