Posts Tagged ‘ Review ’

iPad Fails at All Levels in ScoopGods Tech Challenge

September 2, 2010

ScoopGods.com – I was so excited to get the iPad as I expected it to be transformational. It was going to impact nearly every aspect of my life. It was going to bring me into the future and place me on a mighty pedestal where I’d be able to look down upon the lesser folk and mock. But I soon learned that the iPad was no better than an old TV. Test 1: Urine Resiliency – The iPad went dead after it was subjected to a mere 30 seconds of heavy, beer-induced piss. This makes it a complete dud...

Merle Haggard’s New Album Sucks Baboon Ass

April 24, 2010

By Chico Jameson

An album review. Once in awhile we like to provide the scoop on what’s new in entertainment. ScoopGods.com – Seventy-three year-old Merle Haggard should stick to shopping for Depends and complaining about his knees. That’s right. After listening to his new album, that’s the conclusion I was able to muster. The album, a blatant plagiarism of Popeye’s famous saying, “I am what I am.” went on sale on April 20th and I’ve been reconditioning my ears ever since with Metallica, Otep, Slayer and Kittie. What a collection of dreary, tear-streaming snippets of wrist-cutting drivel. After spending my rainy afternoon...

Sending Private Video Mail of Patented Puppet Massage Services to Clients

April 14, 2010

By Chico Jameson

Sending Private Video Mail of Patented Puppet Massage Services to Clients

Editor’s note: This article is provided by part-time journalist, part-time puppeteer and part-time massage therapist, Joe Nuestos. ScoopGods.com – I’m been living in fear and in anticipation ever since YouTube hit the seen in 2005. Such a range of emotion, I realize, but before you take that leap of conclusiveness, you need to know the specialized service that I provide. I am the world’s leader of puppet-performed massage services. My longtime pal, Mr. ScrimpO, and I have created a massage technique so magical that I surely expect world-wide fame in the coming years. I master Mr. ScrimpO and...

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Posts Tagged ‘ Review ’

iPad Fails at All Levels in ScoopGods Tech Challenge

Merle Haggard’s New Album Sucks Baboon Ass

Sending Private Video Mail of Patented Puppet Massage Services to Clients

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