Posts Tagged ‘ socks ’

Dog Days are Upon Giant Robotic Sock

November 5, 2010
By Oggy Herman
Dog Days are Upon Giant Robotic Sock

ScoopGods.com – We had a scheduled meeting with Mr. Weekend, the giant robotic sock, but it was delayed, then cancelled due to him showing up late and without much of an excuse.  Our attempts to talk to him didn’t amount to much since he was pressed for time and had to get some things done before his work day hit full swing.  He did however come out of his prep room and tell us this at one point: Notice the smile and sunny mood.”My drive up was nothing special this morning.  I seem to have fallen into a pattern...

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Teen Impregnates Tube Sock

May 4, 2010
By Chico Jameson
Teen Impregnates Tube Sock

ScoopGods.com – In shocking news, a Nebraska teen has mysteriously impregnated a tube sock and obviously baffled the science and medical community. The teen, who’s been actively masturbating and bursting the results into socks for some time, has been interviewed by a very secretive government agency and has been ordered to stay in his room as they conduct tests and experiments on both parties. Many details are still unclear, as much of our staff is hungover due to a fucking awesome party last night.   Thus far, the following information has been verified by the local police department: 1....

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