Posts Tagged ‘ Sports ’

Relationship Comes to a Screeching Halt When Wife Folds Chase Utley Jersey and Places it in the Drawer

September 27, 2011
By Simone Moonpi
Relationship Comes to a Screeching Halt When Wife Folds Chase Utley Jersey and Places it in the Drawer

ScoopGods.com  - Neighbors were not quite sure what happened that Tuesday night when screaming erupted from the Dijakar residence, so our reporters went in to find out.  What we saw would make you send your heart out to the poor special needs person that must live in this house, and then make you want to leave because of the abrasive yelling and hysterical crying. There, in the open drawer of the couple’s bedroom, a Chase Utley Jersey was folded neatly among various work-out shirts.  Our first observation was that whoever had done this can fold very well for a...

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Report: Mascot Tackling Out of Control

April 8, 2010
By Chico Jameson
Report: Mascot Tackling Out of Control

ScoopGods.com – The nation continues to experience a rash of seemingly impromptu mascot tacklings that are taking a toll on the cartoonish-looking, excessively-large-headed team representatives.  The issue is so critical, it has even crossed the President’s desk once or twice. The tacklings do not seem to be limited to any particular sport nor have they affected any particular mascot species. Results have shown that all mascots are in grave danger of being sacked suddenly and without warning, which can lead to personal injury for the mascot actor and/or a severe loss in spirit for the victimized team.

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Jay Cutler Calls It Quits. Wants to Start Kickball League.

November 24, 2009
By Chico Jameson

ScoopGods.com – Jay Cutler, the Bears quarterback who was picked off seven times in a backyard football game (three times by his 4-year old nephew and 3 times by his blind Aunt Sophia), has decided to quit football for good. “I’m not having the type of year I want,” said the grumpy ex-quarterback. “I am not having any fun anymore.  I am going back to my roots, going back to something I always excelled at. I am starting a kickball league.” Cutler made the announcement at an impromptu press conference held at his mom’s house.  “This morning as I...

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