Posts Tagged ‘ terrorist ’

Condom of the Month Club Closes Down Account Owned by Wikileaks Founder

December 6, 2010
By Chico Jameson

ScoopGods.com – Cyber-renegade, Julian Assange, is getting the boot everywhere he turns.  Assange received even more bad news today in a high priority email that was sent to his lawyer in London.  The company, thecondomclub.com, closed his account down in an effort to force the man to turn himself in and to have sex the old-fashioned way.  

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Encyclopedia Britannica Signs Osama bin Laden As Spokesperson To Boost Hardcover Sales

June 15, 2010
By Chico Jameson
Encyclopedia Britannica Signs Osama bin Laden As Spokesperson To Boost Hardcover Sales

ScoopGods.com – The internet has been one big pain-in-the-ass for Encyclopedia Britannica.  People just don’t use hardcover encyclopedias anymore.  The pain is such a big one that many of the staff at the company had to be let go and the hotter ones now work as strippers.  As for the few that remain, they’ve worked for some time to formulate a new business plan.  Something that would replenish their lost customer base and something that would breathe new life into their print business.  Their solution, however, has many around the world shocked.  The company has hired the one and...

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