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McNabb: I’m worried about buns, not about 39 yards passing.

September 15, 2011

ScoopGods.com – Vikings quarterback Donovan McNabb told reporters and the driver of a bread delivery truck who had just pulled into the team’s practice facility parking lot that he’s not at all concerned about last week’s poor passing performance, but he is concerned about a package of buns on his kitchen counter at home. “Man, I’m worried about them buns,” said the veteran quarterback. “I’m not sure if I closed the bag up with that little wire tie thingy. Them buns could get stale. I can’t even think straight. Practice was hard. I think I probably only threw for 29 yards...

Vikings Punter Kicks to Cat Stevens For Relaxation

September 8, 2011

By Chico Jameson

Vikings Punter Kicks to Cat Stevens For Relaxation

ScoopGods.com – Chris Kluwe is a busy man. He’s a musician, a well-known gamer, a husband, an occasional op-ed writer, a recurring radio guest, a father of two, a closeted river dancer, an aspiring cook, a shoe salesman and a professional football player. His life is chock full of busy activities. And what does this time-bankrupted, league-leading punter do to chill? He punts to Cat Stevens (AKA Yusuf), the legendary musician from the 70′s. “I’ve found that punting to Cat is one of life’s most relaxing activities,” stated the Viking punter from Winter Park in Eden Prairie, MN. “He’s...

Viking Cheerleaders Express Concern Over “High Beams” In Tonight’s Outdoor Game

January 13, 2011

By Chico Jameson

Viking Cheerleaders Express Concern Over “High Beams” In Tonight’s Outdoor Game

ScoopGods.com – Viking cheerleaders have been spurring ecstatic team spirit for over 29 years in the comfort of the Metrodome. Their work ethic and devotion to their football team has inspired many shallow and artificially beautiful teen girls to dream of becoming a professional cheerleaders after their glory days are over. Simply, Viking cheerleaders are the core of Minnesota sports enthusiasm. But since learning that this week’s game will be played outside in frigid temperatures, the group has expressed concern over the weather causing unsafe high beams. “I do not want to be nipping in front of a national audience,” said Katie, a...

Fat Neighbor Kid Talks Some Shit – Scouts Take Notice

February 16, 2010

By Chico Jameson

Fat Neighbor Kid Talks Some Shit – Scouts Take Notice

Seattle Seahawks draft boy as their #1 pick. ScoopGods.com – An overweight, out-of-shape, talentless ten-year old boy rattled off some shit that rivaled that of the most elite trash-talkers of the National Football League. The boy, who ironically goes by the trash-inciting name of BJ, has spent much of his years studying the intricacies of verbally destroying a person and it appears that he’s got skills that may propel him to a professional level some day. Many pro scouts have since been frequenting BJ’s neighborhood to get a great look at the Baconator-loving tubbo and to hear his searing street...

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Posts Tagged ‘ Vikings ’

McNabb: I’m worried about buns, not about 39 yards passing.

Vikings Punter Kicks to Cat Stevens For Relaxation

Viking Cheerleaders Express Concern Over “High Beams” In Tonight’s Outdoor Game

Fat Neighbor Kid Talks Some Shit – Scouts Take Notice

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