ScoopGods.com – It’s a great day for grotesque, socially inept men who need a sexual release using something other than their hand. The American Medical Safety Board (AMSB) released findings today that prove thathaving sex with a watermelon is perfectly safe and it can be assumed that thousands of watermelons will be punished tonight.
ScoopGods.com – Todd Irons loves his fellow white people and he also loves good ole fried chicken and watermelon. He loves it so much, he put his entire life savings into opening up his dream restaurant, Uncle White’s. Nestled in a comfy downtown corner of a small town, the budding entrepreneur has been quite busy with his new venture. ‘“Think of Applebee’s with a supreme race ambiance,” said Irons as he sat in the back of a pickup truck drinking whiskey. “Instead of a picture of Marilyn Monroe and Elvis, we’s got pictures of burning crosses and white hoods and...
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