Posts Tagged ‘ White Supremacy ’

Black Community Impressed With White Supreme Pizza

February 23, 2011
By Chico Jameson
Black Community Impressed With White Supreme Pizza

ScoopGods.com – Gooey Gumptions Pizza is a new pizza joint in the town of Lincoln, Nebraska.  Since opening, it’s been causing a bit of a stir with it’s array of tasty pizzas loaded with juicy meats, fresh vegetables, a variety of cheeses and a sweet, chewy crust that has a touch of spice.  Most of the new patrons have raved about the Wittle Lil Pepperoni Muncharoni Pizza, a fresh approach to the tired pizza staple.  The pizza has miniature pepperoni slices covered by a huge cartoonish face created with cheeses, zesty sauce and fresh veggies. “Our Muncharoni is certainly...

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White Supremacist Opens Up Fried Chicken and Watermelon Shack

April 2, 2010
By Chico Jameson
White Supremacist Opens Up Fried Chicken and Watermelon Shack

ScoopGods.com – Todd Irons loves his fellow white people and he also loves good ole fried chicken and watermelon.  He loves it so much, he put his entire life savings into opening up his dream restaurant, Uncle White’s.  Nestled in a comfy downtown corner of a small town, the budding entrepreneur has been quite busy with his new venture. ‘“Think of Applebee’s with a supreme race ambiance,” said Irons as he sat in the back of a pickup truck drinking whiskey. “Instead of a picture of Marilyn Monroe and Elvis, we’s got pictures of burning crosses and white hoods and...

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